Osama Bin Laden was kicking around some rubble left over from the latest bombing, and found a copper jug with a wax plug. He pried off the wax plug and out popped a female genie. How may I serve you master, Master?" she inquired/
Osama was not impressed. "Don't want anything from a female! he said, churlishly.
But Master, I MUST DO SOMETHING FOR YOU, or I have to go back into confinement! Please, isn't their anything I can do for you?"
"All right," snapped Osama, "tomorrow morning, I want to find three american women in bed with me, ready to do what they do best! Now, get lost!"
"Your wish is my command," said the genie (miffed), and then vanished.
The next morning when Osama woke up, he had Lorena Bobbit, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton in bed with him; his penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had no medical insurance......
