Well, I guess I did say the wrong thing.
But alas, I think my wife is in a very forgiving mood today, she just bought me lunch and told me the car insurance was paid for, and that she knows what I got her for Xmas... and I'm like, WTF!! how do you know what I got you for Xmas... and she said something about a phone call!... dammit, I told the jewelers NOT to call! but I guess the jeweler got me out of the doghouse right quick...