The Twelve Days of Christmas, by anyone. By the time they get to the 6 geese a-laying, I'm ready to hang myself.
The barking dogs' Jingle Bells blows, too.
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
That sappy one, where the kid's out looking for a pair of shoes for momma to wear to heaven to meet Jesus? Yup, that really gets you in the holiday spirit like nothing else
There's a CW one, where daddy shows up at his ex's house drunk as a skunk, and gets into a fight with momma's new boyfriend Ray---Daddy Can't Stay or something like that. Nothing like a good ol'-fashioned white trash Christmas, I always say
