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At a local watering hole, a strangr walks up to the bar and ask the bartender for 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartender ask "What's wrong buddy?", to which the stranger's reply is "If you had what I have, you'd ask for 12 shots at one time as well."
The stranger then proceeds to down the whiskey, one shot after another, causing the bartender asked again "Damn, buddy, what's wrong?"
The stranger replies again"If you had what I have, you'd drink like this as well!"
The bartender, now really intrigued, asks "well, what do you have?"
The stanger replies "75 cents!"
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