My brother
The only thing that sucked about this Christmas is that I didn't get to see my brother (Rick Bomba). I miss all 4'11" of that little bald, spineless, ugly, smelly, bra wearing, no fish catchin, lil peenied, phat, scard o crabs, sandel wearin, lookin like mini me, toilet cloggin, sweaty arm-pitted, slow witted, bleached teeth, limp-wrist castin, bass-tard.
I miss you Ricky, Merry X-mas. Mom and Dad are bringing down your gift from me tonight. Reely sorry I couldn't make it. You will like your gift. Everybody that I know that has them has no complaints. (I got him a VS, shhhhhhh!)
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