Met a bunch of you guys this year!! And hopfully will meet the rest this upcoming year! Just wanted to wish you ALL a happy, safe and Prosperous New Year!
If your're driving designate a sucker uhh I mean designate a driver, friends who are on the wagon are great for this. Also designate a drunk, it helps to sort these things out.
DO NOT use the following logic:
Wow, I cant walk I should drive, thats no good.
Everyone be safe, tip the bar staff well and try not to hit on ugly chix. I gotta go to work and put my feet up on my desk
