Here's a joke, we'll see how the administrator feels about it:
Guy walks into a bar and see a beautiful blonde. She's drinking alone and looks a little sad. The guy, thinking he has nothing to lose, goes over and starts talking to her. Strangely enough, the blonde starts talking to him.
The bartender comes over and asks, "Liquor?"
The guy answers, "Liquor -- I don't even know her!!"
Oh, I crack myself up!
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