.....I'll blame it on.....uhhhh.......my tired brain, my ummm....lack of ability.....my ummm......"don't know what the heck I'm doin on here"...
.....my ummmm.....MOUSE!!!....my ummm.....droopy eyes.....my ummmm.....Calamari Craving stomach!!
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......I just plain ol' stink!!.....
