...and we get to ordering wings.
Following is an actual conversation between myself, Clammer, and waitress:
Waitress: Will you guys being ordering wings?
Clammer: Yeah, I'd like mine mild.
Waitress: And you?
WeeWee: I'd like a small order, please make them REALLY HOT (as in spicy).
Waitress: Would you like them wet?
WeeWee: 
Clammer: (blinks)
WTF?