[Raven]

i have a second bathroom thats been very cold of late and hard to keep warm.....so anyway i decided to insulate the floor for the winter by installing some thick carpet.....i made a template out of cardboard for the toilet cut-out and all that.... and made the installation like a PRO and it came out beautiful and oh....so comfey on your toe-sies said my wifey.... anyways i was all done with the project.....and had just sat down after having made a cup of coffee to relax during the last few minutes before the wife arrived home........ and i hear (real loud) the un-thinkable.......KA SMASH...
and the tinkling of broken glass...... so i said ...what the heck was that.....and i walk over there and the ceiling lamp had totally fell down and smashed two round florescent bulbs and the plastic cover into a zillion pieces all over the toilet and new carpet.... and in walks the wife.... pffffffffff

it was grumpage material i say.....