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Michael Jackson jokes!
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new song?
A: it's an old Elton John song, "oh let you're son go down on me!
Q:Whats Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little boy blew!
Q:What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A:"The way you make me fell, it really turns me on"
Q:What do Michael Jackson and Lorena Bobbit have in common?
A:They both played with little weiners!
Q:What do Michael jackson and Walmart have in common?
A:both have small boys pants half off!
Q:Why does Michael Jackson want to move to ohio?
A:because he heard there's a Youngstown!
Q:Why were Michaels Jackson"s pants so small?
A:because they wern't his!
Q:Why was Michael Jackson taken to the emergency room
A:because he was choking on a small bone!
Q;whats soft and brown and found in little boys diapers?
A:Michael jacksons hand!
Q:what did Michael jackson yell when he fell off a boat?
A:throw me a BuOY!
Q:why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts?
A:because he was up to two packs a day!
Q:what does Michael jackson consider a perfect 10?
A:Two 5 year olds!
I've got more !!!
Last edited by Raider Ronnie; 02-28-2005 at 07:47 PM..
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