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you know you're a redneck when....
1.) You've had to skip school because of jury duty.
2.) More than one relative has met their makers just after saying "Now watch this...."
3.) Any pf your family was a "guest" on "COPS", and you taped it for the neighbors.
4.) You save for your kids' college fund a 6 pack at a time.
5.) If a hairdo was ever distroyed by a ceiling fan in your (mobile) home.
6.) If she's your Grandma, your Mother and your wife.
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