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you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest.
your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill.
your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.
you’ve ever valet parked a snow plow.
you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.
you have a Bud Light pool-table light hanging over your dining room table.
you ask the preacher, “How’s it hanging?”
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