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Old 02-20-2002, 08:15 PM   #11
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Here's another one:

Playing Doctor

Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying.
"Why are you crying?" asked the other child.

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger."

When he heard this, the other child started to cry.

"Why are you crying?"

"I'm here for a urine test."

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