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Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?
Two test tickles.
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