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Old 03-10-2005, 03:17 PM   #517
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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo

What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats

Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah...now he has no ears.

How do you know when a Barbie has her period? All your tic tacks are gone.

How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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