Gotta plan for ya Patrick.
Load your block of eels and your bait slingshot onto your Radio Flyer. Haul them down to the closest point to Montauk and launch the whole block as far as you can across LI sound.
I'm sure the exiting schools of bass will appreciate the cold yet tasty snack.
I'm assuming that the block of iced eels isn't large enough to sink any ships.
Good luck.
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