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Smile!
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> > << My three year old son had a lot of problems with
> > potty training; and I was
> > >on him constantly.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
> > in between errands. It
> > >was very busy, with a full dining room.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny,
> > so of course, I checked
> > >my seven month old daughter, and she was clean.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty
> > in a while, so I asked
> > >him and he said, "No."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had and
> > accident and I didn't
> > >have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Matt, are
> > you sure you did not
> > >have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just knew
> > that he must have, because
> > >the smell was getting worse. So I asked one more
> > time, "Matt, did you have
> > >an accident?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over
> > and spread his cheeks and
> > >yelled.... "SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >While 100 people nearly choked to death on their
> > tacos, he calmly pulled up
> > >his pants and sat down to eat his food as if
> > nothing happened.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >I was mortified!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better,
> > when they came over and
> > >thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!
> > Another old gentleman
> > >stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving,
> > bent over to my son and
> > >said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the
> > same thing all the
> > >time...I just never had the nerve to make the point
> > like you did. >>
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