Good one Karl
Reminded me of an oldie but goody.
Paddy had a great time at the local pub one night and bein there was no designated driver decided to chance the drive home. Comin out of the bar he made a wrong turn and drove the wrong way on a one way street.
About half way down the street he gets stopped by the local cop who as he approaches says"Paddy,didn't ya see the arrows? Paddy says, "arrows??, hell i didn't even see the indians".