Funny story...
The short is, don't play the last seat at the $25 black jack table, unless you're willing to admit your card screwed the body builder's double down...
He was really big...
And he wanted to kill me
Crossing the border (with a van full of smoke) the border agent asked if we had any cigars from illegal countries.
We said "no maam".
She winked and let us through
-spence