- Go open her car windows an inch or so. A cold car usually gets them irked.
- Drink straight from the milk container in front of her.
- Stop the dryer mid cycle.
- Use her car and bring it back empty.
- Some night when she is around, grab the remote and keep jumping around channels.
- Take long showers before her and use up all the hot water.
- Forget to tell her your out of toilet paper.
- Store herring in the freezer face out so she has to look at it.
And my all time favorite, answer "whatever" to everything she asks. Mine hated it like no other.
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