messin w/ the tampons might be going a little to far, I'm assuming you would like to KEEP your testicles after the battle is over. You might as well throw yourself in the Lion Cage wearing a Meat Suit, you'd have a better chance of survival that way.
Even I know there's 6 days a month I'm not messing w/ her.
If you want to piss her off, next time don't use ANY cutting board, do it right on the counter. then before you clean it up grab the newspaper for a little "Quality" time on the throne and let her look at it for 1/2 an hour. next time you use the wooden one she won't say "Boo"
