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Originally Posted by fishweewee
Oh, man,
Let me just say, I'm very leery of Chinese restaurants  |
i was sitting in a chinese restaurant waiting for my take out order
and i noticed a little mouse coming down this hallway....see...
and
this other squeemish lookin dude was sitting nearby and hadn't yet noticed it..so i waited for my que.....watching for his reaction apon seeing it....
suddenly he sees it ....and cringes....and i said with the most precise timing ever.... " ya know those little pieces of meat in the house fried rice?"
and Pointed to the mouse..... with hungry eyes.....
well thats all he could take and turning green he ran out of there...
ahhh ha ha ha....