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Pt.JudeJoe · 04-20-2005, 11:21 AM

It's closing time at the Dublin Pub and the bartender says to Pat ,who's been there all night , "It's time to go home lad." Pat tries to stagger to his feet and falls flat on his face. " I know,... a bit o' fresh air will sober me up." So he crawls to the door and tries to stand up and falls flat on his face. Now he crawls the 2 blocks to his house ,gets to the steps and tries to get up....and falls flat on his face. So he crawls upstairs and falls onto his bed and passes out. In the morning he wakes to his wife yelling at him..."Patrick O'Toole you were out drinking again last night!!"

"Why do you say that, love?" he sheepishly replies.

"BECAUSE YOU LEFT YOUR WHEELCHAIR AT THE PUB AGAIN!!!!!"

04-20-2005, 11:21 AM	#5
Pt.JudeJoe Registered User iTrader: (0) Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: newport Posts: 1,136	It's closing time at the Dublin Pub and the bartender says to Pat ,who's been there all night , "It's time to go home lad." Pat tries to stagger to his feet and falls flat on his face. " I know,... a bit o' fresh air will sober me up." So he crawls to the door and tries to stand up and falls flat on his face. Now he crawls the 2 blocks to his house ,gets to the steps and tries to get up....and falls flat on his face. So he crawls upstairs and falls onto his bed and passes out. In the morning he wakes to his wife yelling at him..."Patrick O'Toole you were out drinking again last night!!" "Why do you say that, love?" he sheepishly replies. "BECAUSE YOU LEFT YOUR WHEELCHAIR AT THE PUB AGAIN!!!!!"