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Old 04-25-2005, 07:58 PM   #15
Nebe
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Originally Posted by fishweewee
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Extra Gear for Newport, Jamestown, and The Avenues - GOOD Weather

51) SOS inflatable vest and replacement CO2 cartridges
52) Wetsuit instead of waders and foul weather top
53) Waterproof marine band VHF in case you need to call for help
54) Change of underwear in case you have a close call with a wave
55) Several hundred hours of swimming at the local Y under your belt.

Extra Gear for Newport, Jamestown, and The Avenues - BAD Weather

56) Your ID tattoed on your forehead
57) Your next-of-kin phone contact in a waterproof ziploc bag
58) Your signed organ donation card
59) Updated Last Will & Testament
60) Proof of most recent premium paid for your life insurance policy

Extra Gear for Breachways - WEEKDAYS

61) Duct tape to cover your mouth up to mask uncontrollable giggling

Extra Gear for Breachways - WEEKENDS

62) Taser or cattle prod

Extra Gear for Breachways - HOLIDAY WEEKENDS

63) Threat Level III A Kevlar ballstic vest
64) Glock pistol, 9mm - .357 Sig - .40 S&W - .45 ACP - 10 mm
65) Four spare loaded mags for the Glock
66) Zip-loc bags for Glock
67) Rhode Island carry permit
68) Name and # of good criminal attorney to bail you out.
we need to fish more
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