Habs,
Next thing you'll be telling me is that it takes a 100 Watt bulb... and how many Russians to change it?
Fishpart,
You're almost right, but totally wrong!
Tattoo,
It would make a great bell tower for you to swing out of -- not exactly elephant man style, but certainly Quasimodo-style -- you could frighten all the fisherman away from your favorite spots.
