being at the hospital....the doctor using his thumb while being bent over a gurney ....does it hurt here ...how about there.....
YEEEEEEOOOWWWWWWWW i screamed waking everyone up in a one mile radius.... probably you have a similar tale.... and then the quack says to me..."well, i have to give you a shot of cortizone....." not being thrilled to hear that i decided to try anything.... just as he was about to insert the needle he says: "well i have never done one of these before..." and i turned around and said... "and you ain't gonna do me as your first one either you idiot"
and headed to the nearest liquor store quickly as it was almost closing time.... i don't remember much of those next three weeks as i stayed DRUNK the entire time.

