my brother was in the Navy and being the civil disobediant lad he was....
he'd drop coffee mugs over board......until ... there were hardly any left...
but a funny thing was ...on the ships log....
where your supposed to enter which sea your in and your destination....
he entered:
from sea to shining sea... 
and created an uproar in the high command
as they were the first ones to notice it... hahahahah