I named mine "Instead"
My wife at the time gave me the idea when she griped at me, "Just name it Instead, since you'll be fishing instead of what you should be doing!"
So that's what I named it, because I'd be fishing instead of listening to her complain all the time.
BTW, I had more fun with the boat than with her, but in the end each had too many problems so I replaced both of them.
I kept the name though.
