View Single Post
Old 06-20-2005, 08:57 PM   #1
freeballin
Registered User
iTrader: (0)
 
freeballin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: NJ
Posts: 113
The difference between "guts" and "balls"!

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the azz and having the balls to say, "You're next."

freeballin is offline   Reply With Quote