[ThrowingTimber]

Your boss brings in field n stream for you...
Your boss tells you to take an extended lunch to go buy your eels....
Your boss will offer to ice your eels down for you because they know how bad it sucks to keep them alive while youre at work....
Your co workers know you collect old tackle and keep an eye out for stuff for you while they go on vacation... They all know your life will not be complete until you have a soco chief...
The folks you work with know that youre on the beach most weekends and offer to take your on call rotation..
Your boss offers to get wireless for the laptop for any instances where you are on call and cant get to a pc...
Your bosses boss, comes to visit and asks for the crazy fisherman dood(yea she said dood) and offers you an 8hr charter with her hubby who knows every nook and cranny from baja to alaska.... and hes been a charter captn for 35 yrs... yeah I'll be out there next month lord willing...
You dont recall the last time you saw someone fishing's face...
You dont recall the last time you got fit shaced....
You go on "dates" when the tides are horrible....
Your co-workers all know you have a problem..they cover for you...
you boss covers for you... encourages you....
you've got more than 8 hook sizes under your passengers side of your vehicle "just in case"
You've successfully mouted 20 bait patterns on your visor...
You sit in the parking area debating 9wt or all star spinner
You fly fish at night...
You walk around ppl you know on purpose...its dark.. youre not sure...
You havent had a full nights sleep since mid april....
if you call into work your boss asks you how much it weighed...
Your boss helps you look up airfare so you can fly to the other side of the country to catch stripers..
You can tie knots with your eyes closed....
You've fished while sleeping, Im just going to close my eyes during this retreive... The hit and the set wake u up... the ziiiiiiiiiinnng relaxes you..
Broad, beer or bass the answer is obvious....
sunlight makes your eyes hurt...
folks you know call you dracula...
You cant remember you went to the beach to "swim"
You constantly blow off loose women to catch bass... you call them between dec and april....
Your curtain rods are for plugs not curtains...
You've got 3 dozen frozen eels in your freezer.. just in case...
You post online because you cant fish while youre at work... but you're working on a way to...
You work in an office and your hands are torn to chit.. Left thumb convench, right index casting braid... calloused.....
Your amazed that there are other fish besides stripers... youre amused for a short period of time..
You wont hangout with the folks from work.. they've all been deemed nerds.... they dont fish..
people who dont fish are just ok...
you only know the names of the ppl. who are immediate to any tasks you do at work.. everyone else gets a seinfeld name... IE Lady who shouldnt wear bright colors, guy whos clearly on meds.., lady with the ghetto ring tone, there are others... You dont care what their names are they dont fish...