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The VP of sales comes up to you because he called and you didn't answer your Cell.....and you look at him all serious and say "Hey, I was fishing"
Your car constantly smells of either dead herring or rancid wading boots.....that have baked in the sun @ 100 degrees.....And you don't have a problem w/ that.
You can't give anyone a ride anywhere because your backseat is permanent home for a 150 quart cooler and your afraid of what size hooks will impale their a$$ if they sit in the front seat.
The envelope that Your daughter's Father's Day Card came in reads "For information on The Dad Fisherman, Please log onto www.striped-bass.com" (yeah, this one IS real)
Your wife now knows when you say You're "Sporting Wood" that you mean you have a Full Plug Bag.
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