Hey, watch the wisecracks about University of Phoenix. That's were I got my degree. It is accepted just as well as any other college. It's for adult students, who have jobs, kids, and military guys like me. It's a real school and requires real work and study. It's not Harvard, but I still have a BA.
As far as Shaq being a sheriff. If I had a billion dollars in the bank, I'd do what I wanted: maybe a Gigolo !
