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My daughter takes Dance Lessons and every year they have what they call "Watch Day" where the parents can come and see them in class. So being the good Dad that I am I go to see my daughter dance. I get there and I see her instructor, a 23 year old Ex-patriot Cheerleader, in her spandex and 1/2 shirt. So I'm there w/ my wife, which is just making it worse, and she hands me the Video camera and tells me to record it. That was a mistake
Its a small room w/ not much room to move around so my back is right against the wall and wouldn't you know she sets up 4 feet in front of me w/ the class and starts w/ the limbering up excercises, jumping jacks, stretches, splits, all this w/ me holding a video camera. and of course my daughter is right next to her so I can't not have her in the picture. then comes the dancing, and she's shaking it and moving it,the whole while I'm desperately trying to keep the camera on my daughter. BUT I"M ONLY HUMAN.
After the class was over I just handed the camera to my wife and said "I just want to apologize now for whatever comes out on that tape" She was cool about it and just laughed....thankfully
A couple of weeks later I'm telling the story to my bro-in-law and he can't believe it.....so I show him the tape. He's literally rolling on the floor in hysterics saying he thought I was exaggerating and just couldn't believe how "In my Face" she was.
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