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A old lady went to the doctors for an extreme flatulence problem. She is seen by the doctor and she explains "Doctor, I do not know what is wrong. I seem to pass wind nearly constantly. I have pass gas 5 times since you came in the room."
She continues, "the good news is it has no smell and no sound, so I assume no one else can tell, but it is very concerning none the less."
The doctor gives her a thorough examination and tells her to take a prescription for 1 week then return to see him.
A week passes and she is back with the Doctor. She exclaims "Doc, what did you give me. I still pass wind constantly, and it still makes no sound, but the smell is horrible. I nearly gag when I smell it."
The doctor replies 'That good dear, now that we have you sinusus cleared up, lets see what we can do about your hearing."
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