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Old 07-21-2005, 08:42 AM   #557
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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine
children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,
they
find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to
fit
onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the
husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man
as
he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a
piece

of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me
crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of
YOUR

stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."
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