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Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home.#^& Every night Howard
goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and ponder his
accomplishments and long life.
One evening Annabel, aged 87 wanders into the garden.#^& They begin
to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.#^& After a
short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks "Do
you want to know what I miss most of all?"
She asks "What?" and he replies "SEX!!!"
Annabel exclaims "Why you old buzzard, you couldn't get it up if I held
a gun to your head."
"I know" Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for
awhile."
"Well I can oblige," says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and
removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.#^& Afterwards they agree
to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk
and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood.
Then one night Howard didn't show up at their meeting place.#^& Alarmed,
Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was OK.#^& She
walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by
the pool with another female resident who was holding his manhood.
Furious, Annabel yelled "You two-timing creep! What does she have
that I don't have?"
Howard smiled and replied, "Parkinson's."
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