Dear Captain Patrick, I know how you feel as I am completely distressed over the loss of "MY PEE BUCKET" I really think that we could make option 1 feesable!!! I think we should take Notaro on another trip and hang him from the bow in 10 ft seas until he can take no more
I do not know how long it will take for me to recover from this sadenning situation.

I am hoping that in the coming weeks we will prevail over this distressful situation and return the Alternative back to ripping lips as usual. For now Notaro is completely banned from the Alternative until furthur notice!!!!
I agree that situation and option #2 would be the cure for sure, so we may have to check into that ASAP!!!
Captain Patrick would you be able to facilitate and join us on our journey to the Indian Island for recovering our Mojo.
