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Old 08-31-2005, 09:40 PM   #2
Clammer
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ya Eben /I guess that,s a good thing/

that boat was a knockoff Bristol made in New bedford .. the motor a 40hp

no lapstreak ///

ya sudda seen peoples faces when I drag fish out from behind the seat

I don,t have pictures of this /but shortly after we were married my wife had a OPEL & I towed the boat with that little stick 4 cylinder/// WeLl I,m hauling out one evening a descent steep ramp / I get behind the wheel /gas the S hit out of it /in order to pull out & still get up the ramp / well I,m going up & ya have to go left to the parking area /// WTF 60 feet from the ramp is this A/O tieing down this rig // I can,t stop to I swerve to the left of him ---in doing sooooooooooooo I hit ^ mount this high curb // well ya gotta know =============== I flip the f #$%^&* boat right off the F @#$%^&* trailer / the boat actually flips /not slides off the trailer && it comes down on his open F #$%^&* drivers door // snapped it off the car at the hinges/ clean as a hell // F#$%^&*( guy was speechless / I got out of the car picked up the F #$%^&* door & threw it in his back seat // then proceeded to get a couple of on lookers to help me take off the motor & all the S#$%^/ get the boat back on the trailer /mounted the motor // turn the key & it fired / all I had was a snapped rod from the anchor falling on it ..
the guy in the F #$%^&* car I heard from once & when he called a second time I was in basic training /& when he found that out he told my wife to forget about it // never heard from him again //also never saw him at that ramp again....

& they want me to help with kids ??????????????/ how about take a kid fishin Clammer style // the kids F #$%^&*( family would never be the same ..

turn in again next week /for another edition of {{AS CLAMMERS WORLD TURNS}}


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MIKE
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