For some reason I've read all these political threads -- there's so much to say, so I'll keep it very, very, very brief:
Liberals make me ... :
All at the same time.
Everyone lighten up and laugh.
Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What is the Democrat doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Headlines from the year 2029 after many Democratic Presidents
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White
minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third
language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.