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You're squeamish to make weekend/day off plans with anyone unless it involves fishing.
Your fishing gear takes up more room in your car than your passengers.
You drive more carefully with fishing gear in your car than with children in your car.
You only consider taking vacations that would be centered around fishing.
You clean your rods and reels in the shower more often than you clean yourself in the shower.
All your extra towels, and even bedspreads, have turned into eel rags.
You actually think family vans and station wagons are cool -- because they can fit one-piece rods.
You just can't get rid of that fish smell; it's everywhere.
You plan to name your first daughter Judith.
You've wondered, even for a short time, how the fishing would be in New Orleans.
There's nothing hotter than a man (or woman, for most of yall) who knows how to fish and knows how to fish well.
But no guy or girl will ever be cooler than fishing.
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