Jimbo --

Sucks to be Rappin Mikey, I guess. Someone put me out of my misery if I ever call someone Poochy Poo and forbid him from going somewhere (unless it's a titty bar without me or a third-world country where he plans on drinking the water or something). I don't have an issue with the chick in the first story getting screwed. I just don't feel like I, along with many other women, are dumb and meanspirited. Overreaction? Yes, perhaps. But I stick by my opinion. It just skeeved me out that someone would find that funny and/or true enough to post here, where there tends to be quite a bit of tolerance and friendliness. I was surprised.