[Jimbo]

I don't know if anyone knew today was International Talk Like a Pirate Day. At home, at work, wherever, you can start every sentence Arrrrrrrrrrr.
Here's some helpful lines pirates use to pick up wenches, but I think they'll work on most any wench:

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Prepare to be boarded.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I'd love to drop anchor in yer lagoon.
Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr. Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!
Bwrrraaaak Polly wanna cracker. Oh wait, that's for International talk like a parrot day.