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Arr, this man be on the lookout for a job and sees an advertisement in the newspaper for a job: "Arrr, so ye wants to be a pirate eh? Come see Cap'n JAck on pier 8 today!"
Well, the guy's intrigued. I mean, who doesn't want to be a pirate? So he goes and sees Captain Jack.
Jack says, "So ye be interested in the job eh? Here's what we be doin: On mondays we pillage and plunder our black hearts out, then come back here and get rip roarin drunk, then wake up and do it again!"
The guy says, "Well...I'm not a big drinker...what do you do on Tuesdays?"
Captain JAck says, "On Tuesday's we pillage and plunder to our hearts content, come back here, get piss drunk and rape as many women as we can find!"
The man says, "Ummm, like I said, I'm not a big drinker and I've never raped a woman before."
Captain JAck looks at him quizzically. "Arrr, ye bein a faggot?"
The man says "Um, no..."
Captain Jack says, "Arr, then ye wont be liking what we be doin on Wednesdays then"
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