Ode To The Weatherman.......
Oh to be a weatherman....
No need to be correct....
Just stick your head right out the window
And give it your best guess!
They say its gonna rain today....
Might get a little snow....
Instead we got an inch or two
It seems they never know!
Six computer models to tell us what the heck....
Five of them said 65 and sunny yet theres six inches on the deck!
They say rain....its sunny and warm...
They say clear skies...then theres a storm....
Not sure if I should bring my umbrella
or shovel in the morn!
It must be great to have a job
where its ok to be wrong....
They said the storm would last for days but its already gone!
So do as I do in the morning
when you need to know the conditions.....
Just stick your head out of the window of
the living room or the kitchen!
They tell us daily that meteorology is
not an exact science.....
Then why do they pay these guys so much money to be so unreliant?
