[Van]

>A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem
>and that he was unable to get his penis erect. After a complete exam
>the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis
>were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he
>could do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that
>might be applicable, if he were willing to take the risk.
>
>The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's
>trunk in the man's penis. The man thought about it for a while. The
>thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was
>just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would
>be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to
>go for it.
>
>A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to use
>his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic
>evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest
>restaurants in the city. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a
>stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being
>extremely painful. To release the pressure, he unzipped his fly and
>immediately his penis sprang from his pants, went to the top of the
>table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants. His girlfriend was
>stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said:
>
>"That was incredible. Can you do that again?"
>
>With his eyes watering, he replied: "I think I can, but I'm not sure
>if I can fit another roll up my ass."
>