Something is way wrong with this situation. First, anyone who has used super glue would agree that it probably would have dried before he sat his lard @$$ down on it. Next, he must be the only person on the face of the earth who wouldn't have given the seat (in a public restroom) at least a cursory glance if not actually performing a quick wipe to get the yutz off. I think due course of law will show this to be self inflicted @ss adhesion.
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