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ha ha ha
> A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday
>
> His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
>for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
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> The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
>opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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> Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday
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