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A 7 year old boy and a 5 year old boy are sitting in their bedroom after dinner, the 9 year old says to the 7 year old, "Y'know we're gtting to be pretty old, I think it's time we start to swear like Dad"
The 5 year old thinks for a minute and says "OK"
The 7 year old then says "OK, tomorrow at breakfast, I'll use 'Hell' and you try and work in the word 'ass'. Sound like a plan?"
The 5 year old agrees and they go to bed.
The next morning they wake up and head for the breakfast table. The boys' mother greets them with a smile and asks the 7 year old what he'd like for breakfast.
"Ah.. Hell, give me some cheerios"
The boys mother grabs him by the ear and screams at him, carries him up the stairs, spanks him and tells him to stay in his room until Dinner.
She then returns to the table and says, "now what would you like?''
The 5 year old replies "Well you can bet your ass I don't want cheerios"
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