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Originally Posted by piemma
The worse is coming home late from a skunky night and being accused of cheating..  |
Funny, I've already got that twice - of course she says she's half kidding but it really does cross their minds.
Goes kind of like this:
Wife: I don't know, you leave at 10, come back at 2 or 3, what are you doing all night? Do you really want me to believe you're standing alone in the water all night just to catch a fish?
Me: Yeah honey, I leave in waders, a surf top, a T-shirt I wear for fishing only that never really gets washed, and boots with metal cleats on them - and come back wet & sweaty, smelling like fish (hopefully), with dried salt on me - I'm cheating!
